"i love having a sugar mama"

love at the strip club gone right

"the men in ohio disturb me"

"i found my crush 9 years later"

"I just lost my virginity at 29"

"I found my estranged father on Facebook"

"I'm looking for a certain type of man"

"i fell in love with a homeless man"

"we're getting divorced after 20 years"

"I went to blind camp"

"I was un-invited to my friend's wedding"

Consider things from a different perspective.

Does not c*mming give you super powers?

"I want girls to fart on me"

"my fiancé left me while i was on the road"

"i accidentally ate a dog"

At least she learned something.

Value your time.

"i found my boyfriends pee jar"