Editor's Note: Art Buchwald asked that this column be distributed following his death. Buchwald wrote the column on Feb. 8, 2006, after deciding to check into a hospice, suffering from kidney failure.

— Fred Flagler 14. “For every goodbye, God also provides a hello.” — Donna Gable Hatch 15. “You can kiss your family and friends goodbye and put miles between you, but at the same time you carry them ...

At 35, Étienne still hasn't forgiven his 'friend' Jean-Pat, who made his life miserable throughout his childhood. When he learns of Jean-Pat's death, Étienne isn't exactly devastated... Yet, despite ...

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