Have you ever noticed that J.Crew has some fucking bonkers color names? Like, "faded ebony," "driftwood" and "vintage merlot"? And those are just the men's colors. You can't stick to normal shit like ...

He looked good. But, experts — including Gear Patrol Senior Editor John Zientek — wondered whether the pair he was pictured in was a personal (a sample stitched to his exact size) or the same pants ...